I got the wrong ghost

I tried to channel my blog tonight. I just let my fingers hit the keys and hoped that something really witty would come out. It didn’t. I did manage three words that made sense: as, ale, & fie. I could probably turn them into a story, but it would involve a tavern, a beanstalk and lots of plagiarism.

Sometimes the words just don’t come.

What do you do when that happens? Well I can now tell you with confidence that you don’t just randomly bang away at the keyboard, unless you are after a sentence like this; Ncaieu as fie lai balie ale asei fo faiewnbix oain woine aosienaow’b. Then you hit some unknown combination of keys and minimise everything on your screen.

The best thing to do is just start writing. Write what you are thinking, even if it is about how much you don’t know what to write about. Describe the high level plot of the chapter or story you are hoping to start (or finish). Or tell the story of what you did this morning, even if it was something dull like going ballooning or juggling knives. Just write anything!

Will it be witty and wonderful and the best piece of work you have ever done? Not likely, but it will be words, and everyone knows that words lead to words. So while you might end up binning your first few paragraphs (or pages) before you get to the good stuff, at least you will be on the path to the good stuff, and that’s what counts.

So don’t let writer’s block beat you, and whatever you do, don’t let silly excuses stop you from writing. If all you can channel is an illiterate goat, then ditch the black arts and go for the literary ones, force the work out.

Happy writing,


3 thoughts on “I got the wrong ghost”

  1. You never know, the phrase “Ncaieu as fie lai balie ale asei fo faiewnbix oain woine aosienaow’b.” is probably quite beautiful and evocative in the language of the Splurgals. 🙂

  2. Helloooo there Nat
    Great positive attitude – just punch the words out (eyes closed or not). In fact your mystery language looks quite gaelic. Pleased I came in here just a couiple of days after you blogged for the first time for months.
    Lots of love

  3. I’m a bit worried about Googling it as I might find that I really WAS channelling someone! Then again, that could be cool…

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